How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.