What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.