How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.