How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.