How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence?

Fresh prints.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What version of windows does Jesus use?

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