How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

Why do black people like Korean food?

Because it has a little Seoul in it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.