How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.