How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.