Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.