How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river