Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!