How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars