How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.