How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!