How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.