How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.