Arkansa Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why did did the convicts escape?

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Inverse Jokes More Inverse Jokes

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.