How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS