How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

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What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!