Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole