How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)