Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Cause he wasn't my Niger.
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Because he's alive.