Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
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West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
because I had to help him....."
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going
Pump Kin
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.
He said it goes without a hitch!
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
A virgin
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.