What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.