How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.