How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What does it take to be a president?

Nothing

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.