How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.