How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.