How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!