How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.