Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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A retarrrrrd

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Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

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Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...