How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr