For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
Your mom is funny.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
Throw in a load of laundry.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
One dollar
A quarter to three.
To get his quarter back!
Because it was clothed.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.