What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.