What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking