What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men