How does a yoga instructor turn down an...

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?