What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Brain Damage Jokes More Brain Damage Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.