Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.