What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What are the two saddest words of the English Language?

What party '

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)