Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo