What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito