What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"