Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in