How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.