How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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he was two chickens

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What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.