Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.