Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating