How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.