How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

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Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!